____ ___ ____ _ _____ _____ ____
| _ \|_ _| _ \ / \|_ _| ____/ ___|
| |_) || || |_) | / _ \ | | | _| \___ \
| __/ | || _ < / ___ \| | | |___ ___) |
|_| |___|_| \_/_/ \_\_| |_____|____/
IN TEEPEES // NODE MAX-01 SYS_MAINT
> STATUS: UPGRADING CLUSTER CORE
> DE-WORDPRESSING INFRASTRUCTURE...
> COMPILING STATIC ANSI/BBS ARTIFACTS...
> RETURN ESTIMATE: T-MINUS SHORTLY_