____  ___ ____     _  _____ _____ ____  
|  _ \|_ _|  _ \   / \|_   _| ____/ ___| 
| |_) || || |_) | / _ \ | | |  _| \___ \ 
|  __/ | ||  _ < / ___ \| | | |___ ___) |
|_|   |___|_| \_/_/   \_\_| |_____|____/ 
                                         
   IN TEEPEES // NODE MAX-01 SYS_MAINT
    

> STATUS: UPGRADING CLUSTER CORE

> DE-WORDPRESSING INFRASTRUCTURE...

> COMPILING STATIC ANSI/BBS ARTIFACTS...

> RETURN ESTIMATE: T-MINUS SHORTLY_